Mizz B SPears played two nights over the weekend. The Paramour’s bro told me that a gal we know attended. He said they had to stop talking about it or they’d fall out. I believe he expressed surprise that anyone with a smidge of sense would go and pay money to watch someone lip synch. He was told it was a show and a spectacular show at that.
People are in the papers going on about the show, commenting on the acts, the dancers the carnie folk. Everything except what they should be commenting on, like why doesn’t Britney Spears sing?
I don’t get it, I don’t get it at all. Britney Spears is supposed to be a singer, singer’s sing, don’t they? That’s why you go see them live. To hear them sing. If you wanted to go to a circus wouldn’t you just go to a circus? Why does nobody care that she does not sing during her show? But why? Why? Why would you pay for a CD being played? Why? No really? Why?
I have a headache. Thinking is only making it worse.
June 22, 2009 at 11:07 am |
I don’t understand why they would even buy a Britney Spears CD.
And wait; Britney Spears and carnie folk are two separate things?
June 22, 2009 at 11:27 am |
heh. I just don’t get why anyone would pay to see her dance around and mime. It makes no sense to me.
June 22, 2009 at 12:26 pm |
Er, don’t know.
The term “glorified stripper” springs to mind. or is that a bit harsh?
But that doesn’t explain why (straight?) women would go to see her…
June 22, 2009 at 12:39 pm |
Or why they seem so fiercly protective of her.
June 22, 2009 at 1:41 pm |
Her voice is so heavily manipulated on her recordings that there’s no evidence that she can actually sing to begin with.
June 22, 2009 at 1:51 pm |
Hmm, that’s true acutally, all that voice box crap.
June 22, 2009 at 2:03 pm |
June 22, 2009 at 2:08 pm |
Oh…
June 22, 2009 at 6:43 pm |
Knew it.
Even I can do better than that.
June 22, 2009 at 10:15 pm |
poor old Britney……she really doesn’t do herself any favours eh…..
June 22, 2009 at 11:14 pm |
She’s a shit cunt who needs to fuck the fuck off. Nobody cares.
June 23, 2009 at 8:46 am |
Medbh, a bag of cats could do better.
manuel, she certainly doesn’t.
Twenty- who pissed in your cornflakes, was it Britney?
June 23, 2009 at 12:32 pm |
@FMC re twenty…….no she just stood above them whilst somebody else did the deed…..
June 24, 2009 at 10:02 am |
heh
June 29, 2009 at 12:47 pm |
[...] The bells and whistles of Britney. [...]
June 30, 2009 at 4:49 am |
[...] The bells and whistles of Britney. [...]
June 30, 2009 at 4:51 am |
[...] The bells and whistles of Britney. [...]
July 1, 2009 at 10:24 pm |
[...] The bells and whistles of Britney. [...]
July 1, 2009 at 10:25 pm |
[...] The bells and whistles of Britney. [...]
August 15, 2010 at 11:37 pm |
I love you Britney.. you’re the best…! Love ur song “If you seek amy”and “Amnesia”…. I’m your number one fan.. britney just keep up the good work! Love you!
August 17, 2010 at 12:08 pm |
I love Britney’s songs circus and girl in the mirror