The Arch Bishop of Tuam has entered the frey and poopied the miracle of the sun going behind the clouds in Knock.
He does this by brandishing his own version of woo of course, but that’s to be expected. What also is to be expected is the Indo making a big fat plop all of its own.
“Joe Coleman, a psychic who had predicted the event, argued that what happened was similar to the ‘Miracle of the Sun’ at the Portuguese shrine of Fatima.”
Lets get a few things straight here, Coleman predicted no such thing. He said the Virgin Mary her self was going to appear and pass on a message. That a bunch of holy rollers and tinkers are eaily wowed by sunshine notwithstanding, no Virgin, no prediction, no psychic.
The woo bollocks is strong in this one.
UPDATE- Coleman was on Newstalk wittering on about how humble he is and that there were ‘cures’ at Knock the last day. Who are all these cured? Where are they? Why is he not challenged on his bogus claims? It’s dusgusting lisening to him, utterly disgusting.
He says ‘Our Lady’ is coming to Knock this Saturday, she will appear. We’ll see, but if-as I suspect- the dead woman will be a no show, can we PLEASE expose this disgusting fraud with his ‘little healing room’ for the deluded twat he is.
October 27, 2009 at 12:19 pm |
The pilgrims that flocked so eagerly to Knock for this heat-haze really, really worry me.
I look at the people around me and wonder … are any of these seemingly-normal individuals slavering, religious crazies underneath it all? I mean, you just don’t know what goes on in people’s heads, do you?
October 27, 2009 at 12:31 pm |
He-Coleman- is coming on to Newstalk shortly, should be interesting.
October 27, 2009 at 12:31 pm |
I understand your concern, it’s unreal, Have you seen the youtube clips? Bunch of muppets.
October 27, 2009 at 4:24 pm |
Off topic, but did you see the Count Cockula thing up at Michael K’s.
I laughed for a full minute.
Awesome.
October 27, 2009 at 5:16 pm |
Ha, I know someone who would LOVE that.
October 27, 2009 at 6:04 pm |
“and that there were ‘cures’ at Knock the last day”
Maybe he meant the ham sandwiches people brought for their lunch?
October 27, 2009 at 8:10 pm |
Heh, maybe he did, the dodgy shitepipe. Seriously, look up ‘mary at knock’ on you-tube, it’s enough to make the baby Jebus cry.
October 27, 2009 at 10:06 pm |
hold on a mo this is the year 2009 is it not? How and why do people fall for this malarkey?
October 27, 2009 at 10:31 pm |
Holy mother of god. Here’s me without a single thing in for the tea for when she visits!
October 27, 2009 at 10:54 pm |
Manuel- what ‘ vision of holiness’ do you think will be seen by the thousand this satdee? My money is on heavenly rain. HALLALUYAH!
Jimmy, fear not, she likes uisce beatha and soda bread smeared in white pudding and white pepper, and if you ain’t got it, her son can whip it up using yesterday’s newspaper and some toe nail clippings. Praise de LORD!
October 27, 2009 at 11:53 pm |
Tempted to head up there dressed in a blue and white robe. The beard might give it away though.
October 28, 2009 at 12:03 am |
It might, how about a white robe and sandals? Long wig? Carrying a lamb under your arm? It could work!
October 28, 2009 at 12:43 am |
A lamb ? A wig? Im sorry, you must have me confused with jesus or someone.
Not to worry , it happens all the time. Im not sure if its the smell of sheep or the aura of self rightousness that does it….
And sandals? In this weather?
October 28, 2009 at 8:46 am |
You could always wear them with white towelling socks for extra miraculous comfort.
October 28, 2009 at 11:39 pm |
hahahaha
October 29, 2009 at 12:03 am |
You know the comfort Manuel, even as you fight the horror.
November 2, 2009 at 10:30 am |
[...] the last couple of weeks Fatmammycat has been bemoaning the fact that Joe Coleman, the spoofing cunt who claims to be able to see the Virgin Mary, has been given [...]
November 3, 2009 at 11:09 am |
January 1, 2010 at 2:55 pm |
Could you please remove the above joke from the website. Thank you.
January 1, 2010 at 3:11 pm |
Consider it done George.
January 1, 2010 at 3:51 pm |
Thanks fatmammycat. Much obliged. Good website.