Supernatural Bollocks and Poor Reporting on the ‘miracle’ of Knock.

By fatmammycat

The Arch Bishop of Tuam has entered the frey and poopied the miracle of the sun going behind the clouds in Knock.
He does this by brandishing his own version of woo of course, but that’s to be expected. What also is to be expected is the Indo making a big fat plop all of its own.
“Joe Coleman, a psychic who had predicted the event, argued that what happened was similar to the ‘Miracle of the Sun’ at the Portuguese shrine of Fatima.”

Lets get a few things straight here, Coleman predicted no such thing. He said the Virgin Mary her self was going to appear and pass on a message. That a bunch of holy rollers and tinkers are eaily wowed by sunshine notwithstanding, no Virgin, no prediction, no psychic.
The woo bollocks is strong in this one.

 

UPDATE- Coleman was on Newstalk wittering on about how humble he is and that there were ‘cures’ at Knock the last day. Who are all these cured?  Where are they? Why is he not challenged on his bogus claims? It’s  dusgusting lisening to him, utterly disgusting.

He says ‘Our Lady’ is coming to Knock this Saturday, she will appear. We’ll see, but if-as I suspect- the dead woman will be a no show, can we PLEASE expose this disgusting fraud with his ‘little healing room’ for the deluded twat he is.

21 Responses to “Supernatural Bollocks and Poor Reporting on the ‘miracle’ of Knock.”

  1. Sweary Says:

    The pilgrims that flocked so eagerly to Knock for this heat-haze really, really worry me.

    I look at the people around me and wonder … are any of these seemingly-normal individuals slavering, religious crazies underneath it all? I mean, you just don’t know what goes on in people’s heads, do you?

  2. fatmammycat Says:

    He-Coleman- is coming on to Newstalk shortly, should be interesting.

  3. fatmammycat Says:

    I understand your concern, it’s unreal, Have you seen the youtube clips? Bunch of muppets.

  4. Medbh Says:

    Off topic, but did you see the Count Cockula thing up at Michael K’s.
    I laughed for a full minute.
    Awesome.

  5. fatmammycat Says:

    Ha, I know someone who would LOVE that.

  6. Fat Sparrow Says:

    and that there were ‘cures’ at Knock the last day

    Maybe he meant the ham sandwiches people brought for their lunch?

  7. fatmammycat Says:

    Heh, maybe he did, the dodgy shitepipe. Seriously, look up ‘mary at knock’ on you-tube, it’s enough to make the baby Jebus cry.

  8. Manuel Says:

    hold on a mo this is the year 2009 is it not? How and why do people fall for this malarkey?

  9. Jimmy Bastard Says:

    Holy mother of god. Here’s me without a single thing in for the tea for when she visits!

  10. fatmammycat Says:

    Manuel- what ‘ vision of holiness’ do you think will be seen by the thousand this satdee? My money is on heavenly rain. HALLALUYAH!

    Jimmy, fear not, she likes uisce beatha and soda bread smeared in white pudding and white pepper, and if you ain’t got it, her son can whip it up using yesterday’s newspaper and some toe nail clippings. Praise de LORD!

  11. Drawfirst Says:

    Tempted to head up there dressed in a blue and white robe. The beard might give it away though.

  12. fatmammycat Says:

    It might, how about a white robe and sandals? Long wig? Carrying a lamb under your arm? It could work!

  13. Drawfirst Says:

    A lamb ? A wig? Im sorry, you must have me confused with jesus or someone.
    Not to worry , it happens all the time. Im not sure if its the smell of sheep or the aura of self rightousness that does it….

    And sandals? In this weather?

  14. fatmammycat Says:

    You could always wear them with white towelling socks for extra miraculous comfort.

  15. Manuel Says:

    hahahaha

  16. fatmammycat Says:

    You know the comfort Manuel, even as you fight the horror.

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    Could you please remove the above joke from the website. Thank you.

  20. fatmammycat Says:

    Consider it done George.

  21. George MacD Says:

    Thanks fatmammycat. Much obliged. Good website.

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