Question: What can I do get rid of/ keep away a feral tom cat who arrives at my house everyday?
For months now a black tom cat we have nick-named Bob, has arrived at out house, usually looking for food. We don’t feed him per se, but there is always dry food available to our cats and Bob thinks nothing of entering the hosue to scoff their wet food when the humour takes him. This has to stop. He stinks to the high heavens and as he is ballsy enough to enter the house, he thinks of it as his. For those of you who have never had to deal with a tomcat, they spray their ‘territory’ to let other cats know they’re in the vicinity. Unfortunately for us, Bob includes our home as part of his ‘vicinity’ and I’m heartily sick of him and his reeking eye-watering spray.
Of course our two remaining cats are afraid of him, whihc is understandable as they are not intact males and have not had to fight for anything more pressing than a warm lap for years. The Marklar and Bob got into a hell of a scuffle on Saturday after Bob broke into my office where the Marklar was asleep in my chair. This is a problem, it means we can’t even leave the office doors open to let some air through the house without Bob using the opportunity to come in a help himself (he spent a night asleep in the office a few weeks back when he hid at lock-up time). The Bigger of the Cats, toothless and too old to be deaing with this kind of nonsense, has taken to spending more and more time on my bookcase, rather than lying sprawled in the garden in the sun, which he likes to do. It’s not fair on either of my two cats.
Short of catching Bob and carting him off to Diamond Marks to have his balls removed, is there any way of keeping this cat out and away from our property?
March 27, 2012 at 11:40 am |
Not really. Even removing his ‘nads won’t necessarily stop him coming in, nor sttop him spraying. A lot of male cats seem to keep the habit even after being neutered, if they’ve been neutered at a late age.
The only short-term solution I found was having the Spouse pee into a jar and pouring it around the place. It works for a couple of days so it has to be done constantly.
Back home we had an awful feral cat problem as several of the neighbors would feed the feral cats and of course the cats reproduced. At one time there were over 50 which was just ridiculous. I got irked and would round them up and drop them at the pound every few months. We had 6 of our own, all spayed/neutered and licensed (yep, a few places back home have cat licensing) and like you I got fed up. Good luck!
March 27, 2012 at 12:05 pm |
Dammit, it’s a pain in the flaps. Even today I had to run him off. He comes right up to the back door yowling. Cheeky shit.
He sprayed my office a few weeks ago and I swear to you, I can still smell it on warm days. DESPITE me washing every possible surface. Rank.
March 27, 2012 at 1:43 pm |
It’s a free world man. He’s just a dude, living the dream. Would you boot Jeff Bridges out your house? I kid, you can give him to me if you like, alternatively call the cat protection society they will come out, catch him, give him the snip and put him back. You will have to pay about 30 Bucks. As another one of them alternatives, make a concerted effort not to feed him, with no food he will mosey on down the track. I would have thought you’d keep em.
March 27, 2012 at 1:47 pm |
I don’t want him, it wouldn’t be fair to the two cats I have who are terrified of him, plus I don’t want a replacement for Puddy. I don’t think I explained myself properly, I don’t feed him, he helps himself and is happy to enter the house to have breakfast if a door is left open, and that just can’t continue. I might ring the cat protection society. I assume they have traps, I don’t mind paying 30 euros to rid him of his balls.
March 27, 2012 at 1:51 pm |
Blunderbuss.You’d be surprised how many problems a blunderbuss solves.
March 27, 2012 at 1:56 pm |
They do have traps but they can be a bit wanky so it might take some time for them to come out. And as far as I know when its a wild cat the give him the snip and put him back. So that may not solve your problem. Can you not feed the other cats in the hall or some such so he can’t get at their food. It be a bit inconvenient but a wk or so should do it.
March 27, 2012 at 2:02 pm |
I don’t want to hurt him Lazlo, just deter him.
Nonny, I’m currently feeding them in the kitchen, but it wouldn’t bother him to come the whole way into the house, he was in our bedroom the other week, he’s kind of fearless. I don’t even think he’s wild, as he’s not overly afraid of humans, I had to run him today and he sort of trundled off. He’s definitely a street cat, and is ALWAYS criss-crossing the roads about the place. He has a useless tail, that I’d say is the result of a bang of a car at some point.
I’ll find out who to contact and make a call about trapping him.
March 27, 2012 at 2:22 pm |
Stop will you,i want him already. I am a sucker for a little bousy. I’d ring the cat people, but you wouldn’t let him go to the gas chamber….. Would you?
March 27, 2012 at 2:25 pm |
No, I don’t want him harmed, I just want them to trap and neuter him.
March 28, 2012 at 12:10 am |
get a waterpistol.
Optional – fill it with panther piss.
March 28, 2012 at 12:56 am |
God, there is nothing worse than tomcat pee. You can never really get rid of that smell. If it were me, I’d catch the bastard, cart him off to the other side of town, and release him there. Then again, I have a nasty streak when it comes to animals f-ing up my living quarters.
March 28, 2012 at 9:30 am |
I had exactly the same problem last year. one day I came home from work and was making meself a hang-sanger with a bit of colmans mustard because I live a bit of burny tongue, and all of a flapping-moosefart I realised there was a puma sitting at the kitchen table and he’d used all the bread. I was outraged. ‘Get out puma’ I said at the top of my voice but he simply ignored me, then gave a small cry and wasn’t I confronted by a family of mountain lions who had decided that my hot press was going to be there new home. You know I love animals but I’m not having the place where I keep my towels turned into a squat for ne’er do well large felines. In the end of the only solution I could find was turn my entire house into a game hunting range where fat rich businessmen came in and shot the cats as trophies. It wasn’t ideal but I made a few squiderooney out of it and now when big cats are in the area they know better than to try and usurp me or eat me johnston mooney and o’brien.
March 28, 2012 at 10:41 am |
Why not have a basin of warm, soapy water to give him a nice bath the next time he comes in?
I’m sure he’ll get the message.
March 28, 2012 at 8:57 pm |
Yep, there used to be a cat protection league and they’d come out and collect the wild moggies… haven’t a clue of they’re still going. You could call the vet hosp in Charlemont St (Blue Cross?) and get their advice…
Had the problem once years back and it aint fun, commiserations.
March 29, 2012 at 12:47 am |
Wish I had something useful to contribute – I’d only end up adopting him and neutering. Once he’s neutered,most of the smell would be gone, as well as a lot of the aggressive behavior. And then…I’d end up liking him. Hate to admit it, I already admire his nerve. If I didn’t already have 3 high-maintenance asshole moggies, I’d tell you to trap him, neuter him, give him a bath…and put him on a plane to Boston. Noooooooooo!
July 2, 2012 at 9:06 pm |
I have the exact same problem. The feral cat comes in helps itself. My wee cat is terrified of him. I heard he attacked another cat in its own house and the owner had to pay £400 for a vets bill. The feral cat is spraying in my house and is fearless. He is seen all over the community. I would feed him but he is not friendly and is terrorising my wee placid cat. I have moved my cats food upstairs and hey ho, the feral cat has now decided to come upstairs too. I am at my wits end as to how to stop him coming in. ,My house stinks because of him, I am having to double my cat food grocery , I have to try to protect my elderly cat and I am sick of it – I love cats but this one is a wild cat and will stop at nothing. He will attack to get food and we are all scared of him :0(